Today the Institute ran a "Jello slide of doom" on the quad. Now, let me explain something to you. It has always been my goal in life to jump into a pool of Jello. Today I fulfilled that dream. If you ever come across a Jello slip 'n' slide and don't know what to do, here are a few pointers.
Step 1: Roll around in pool of green Jello (this works best if the Jello pool is freezing cold and full of grass and leaves)
Step 2: Make sure you are sufficiently slimed (this promotes faster slipping and increased sliding)
Step 3: Run at the large sheet of plastic, jump, and sprawl yourself out when you have achieved maximum velocity (avoid swallowing residual Jello spraying in your face)
If you have done all of these steps correctly, then you should be left with something like this:
Good times, folks. Good times. The best part about this was walking around campus after with green skin. That doesn't attract weird looks or anything. The shuttle was full, too, so I had to walk all the way home covered in nasty.
Another PS- All of you thousands of anonymous readers can now comment on this here blog. I'm just sayin'.
3 Wonderful Comments:
Bassa. I think you should throw green jello-o at your roommates heads along with shining death-lights in their room at night.
This is the best thing of all time! I vote this as a SOTTLS reunion activity.
You look soooo good in green!! Oh to be young again . . . .And to think all I did with Jello was put carrots in it.
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