stress cold (n) st/reh/ss k/oh/ld
1. sickness resulting from unusually high amounts of stress, typically manifested by runny nose, coughing, sore throat, and multiple other symptoms found on a NyQuil bottle. Most cases contracted around times of college exams, so as to make life even more miserable for those students trying to study for their math final. Curable by tropical vacations, deep tissue massages, cancellation of exams, and chocolate.
1 Wonderful Comments:
Also curable by coming home to your sister.
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